Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
time to smoke my breakfast
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Naked Twister starts at high noon
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
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