Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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