Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
That's terrible. At least give it a creative name like muff mobile.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
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