Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
well you can't waste a boner
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
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