They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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