My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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