So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
If I had a sex resume I'd get tons of jobs.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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