I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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