More tranny stories later!
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
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