Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
What would Jesus do? ... Jesus would slap a ho.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
Everything about him screamed your future.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
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