i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
My wedding band has saved me from at least four cases of herpes tonight.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
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