i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
It's like we come as a package. Your slogan should be "be in my family, sleep with my roommate."
My slogan can be "bonding the family together. One dick at a time."
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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