I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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