he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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