you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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