I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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