i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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