I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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