Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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