It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Our Neighbors are trying to steal our ducks!
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
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