Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
He stole the megaphone off an ATM then we drove around so he could tell people not to jaywalk.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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