i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I shaved my pubes to make my cock look like it has a lions mane. to surprise the girl that works at the zoo when she comes over.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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