I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
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