She is in my trunk
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
She called us while she was having sex to ask if we remembered to feed the cat
I dont understand how her boyfriend puts up with her weirdness
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize