Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
I love having hate sex.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I need moral support for this bender
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
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