You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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