Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
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