If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
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