Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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