sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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