You work out of a Hotel?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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