Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I didn't slap you in the face. TEQUILA slapped you with my hand...
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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