So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Oh jesus...leave it to you to hit on not one but two guys who can't fuck you till marriage.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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