Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm bleeding and have questions
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
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