Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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