I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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