I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
oh vodka. i could write you a sonnet.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
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