Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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