i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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