Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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