i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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