seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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