is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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