I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I'm on the toilet with no toilet paper. When are you coming over? I'm contemplating on just staying here until you arrive.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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