Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
