No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
she pinky promised me she was 18
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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