at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
where are you?
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Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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