I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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