it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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