i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
