i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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