Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
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