It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
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