I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I hope you don't have to start the day explaining to me how you failed to turn "Can I practice my belly dancing in your apartment" into all night sex.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
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