did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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