Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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