I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I have no reason to put on pants anymore. This is my new reality.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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