toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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