Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
Randomize
