hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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